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Nippleage 

Permantly hard or erect nipples
It's not even cold and my girlfriend still has mad nippleage!!!

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.
Nipplegate provoked a media frenzy.
nipplegate by killswitch1968 February 5, 2004

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.
"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"
Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nippleage 

Permantly hard or erect nipples which can be seen through articles of clothing.
Man, did you see that nippleage on the hot chick in the pink sweater?
Nippleage by Susan Brecken February 28, 2009

nippletit 

A massive nipple that covers the entire breast can also be mistaken for large hoover accidents. (when somebody is accidently sucked on by a hoover and has a large red circle mark left behind)
"Holy shit that bitch has nippletits"
nippletit by Dannyboy182 September 27, 2006

nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.
I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.