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nignog'n 

An act of publicly masturbating, preferably done in the presents of large amounts of people. To nignog you must hold your erect penis in one hand stroking it frequently whilst hopping forward from foot to foot with a surprised expression on your face.
wow that guy was nignog'n all the way down the hall, he was unavoidable. Oh no i think he's about to start pollywog'n
nignog'n by Smokey88 March 10, 2010
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Ur dog a nignog 

The absolute pinnacle of insults. Immediately summons a black hole which rips apart our solar system.
Frank: Hey dude, ur mom gay.
Dan: Well, ur dad lesbian.
Frank: Ur granny tranny.
Dan: (sweating) Um, uh, well, ur grandpap a trap!
Frank: ...Ur dog a nignog.
(Dan is instantly ripped to shreds, molecule by molecule along with everyone existing entity in the earthen solar system.)
Ur dog a nignog by 5W00GY March 20, 2018
Variation on "nigger", evoking stereotypical African tribal chanting, dancing etc. Although very offensive today, many people wouldn't have regarded it as such in the past when it could also just mean "idiot".
"Straight outta the banana tree,eh? Well, let me tell ya this, nignog, you go stealing white man's motorcars, you give white man stick. Right?" - Film: Scum, 1977

"Sort yourself out, you nignog."
nignog by Will_A September 14, 2005

nignog in the kazoo 

1. Black man having sex with a white woman.
2. White woman having a relationship with a black man.
Literally translated, it means 'nigger in the ass'.
This phrase is comprised of the word nignog which is slang originating in Maine for 'nigger' and 'kazoo' being slang for ass. In this instance the ass is that of a white woman. This phrase has been heard in parts of Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maryland, Nevada, and Florida.
Did you see that girl? Looks like she's got a nignog in the kazoo!
A drink usually drank around Christmas time. Its made by mixing a brick of cocaine into a 5 gallon bucket of water with a half gallon of whole milk.
Pass that nignog here mother fucker.
nignog by Rok paypuh sizzuhz June 26, 2008

nignog whale 

a colossal (gigantic,huge,fatass, whale,hugenormous,abnormally big) Nigguh. Usually when you cant tell the gender of them.
Wow, look at the nignog whale laying on that bed!
nignog whale by chrilliam January 23, 2010
The new Christmas drink at the Whitehouse. (Or now known as the Brownhouse.) This tasty concoction is a mix of Bacardi Grand Melon and cranberry juice. Also known as Wendy's Melons.
Me Obama like 'em to drink me the tastee nignog watermelon hooch out of a bottle in a paper bag. Dem I chase it with some dat Colt 45 and slap that white trick bitch ass ho Hillary in her big badonkadonk.
Nignog by Drunk Kennedy December 19, 2008
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