nightology
nightlife science. takes practice. everyone should take a lesson or two, so they would know how to get liquored w/o the negative consequences...
nightology by ico December 27, 2008
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Niggology
Niggology by thexfunnyxman August 29, 2006
Nigology
Nigology is the science of imbecility. It comes from the French word "nigologue" invented by Voltaire. In order to excel in this domain one has to be a real idiot himself.
The highest level of nigology one can reach is Dr. In Nigology. This title is very prestigious and renowned. Only a few people can reach this level.
The highest level of nigology one can reach is Dr. In Nigology. This title is very prestigious and renowned. Only a few people can reach this level.
Yo mate did you study nigology at university to reach this level of stupidity?
I don't think I have ever seen seomeone master nigology like you do mate
I don't think I have ever seen seomeone master nigology like you do mate
Nigology by Rhâmuské&Rom April 23, 2011
Side Niggology
Dexz: girl you looking fine asf.
Girl: thanks but i already have a boy friend.
Dexz: shorty no prob i have a masters in side niggology, he will never find out.
Girl: thanks but i already have a boy friend.
Dexz: shorty no prob i have a masters in side niggology, he will never find out.
Side Niggology by Dexz December 25, 2018
Big Niggatology
Big Niggatology is the reiligious cult following of the true lord and saviour, Big Nigga. Big Nigga rules all and does as he wishes. He knew that the dinosaurs life had come to an end, so his plan was to wipe out half and let the other half evolve. But the meteorite he summoned was too big. In an attempt to destroy it he Omae Mou Shindeiru'd the meteor, causing it to break apart and destroy all the dinosaurs. From that day on he decided to become the protector of what we call Earth, but is actually called BigNiggaSmashedThatPussyLand6969.
Big Niggist: Are you aware of Big Niggatology
Gay Faggot: No that shit gay
*Big Nigga Appears*
Big Nigga: Omae Mou Shindeiru
*Gay Faggot's anus explodes as his brain melts and burns all his internal organs*
Gay Faggot: No that shit gay
*Big Nigga Appears*
Big Nigga: Omae Mou Shindeiru
*Gay Faggot's anus explodes as his brain melts and burns all his internal organs*
Big Niggatology by TheTrutherAboutTheRealDankMeme May 30, 2018
Niggaology
Niggaology by Declan April 29, 2005
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