Nigology is the science of imbecility. It comes from the French word "nigologue" invented by Voltaire. In order to excel in this domain one has to be a real idiot himself.

The highest level of nigology one can reach is Dr. In Nigology. This title is very prestigious and renowned. Only a few people can reach this level.

Yo mate did you study nigology at university to reach this level of stupidity?
I don't think I have ever seen seomeone master nigology like you do mate

Nigology by Rhâmuské&Rom April 23, 2011

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Side Niggology

The study of the basic fundamentals of being a side nigga

Dexz: girl you looking fine asf.
Girl: thanks but i already have a boy friend.
Dexz: shorty no prob i have a masters in side niggology, he will never find out.

Side Niggology by Dexz December 25, 2018

Big Niggatology

Big Niggatology is the reiligious cult following of the true lord and saviour, Big Nigga. Big Nigga rules all and does as he wishes. He knew that the dinosaurs life had come to an end, so his plan was to wipe out half and let the other half evolve. But the meteorite he summoned was too big. In an attempt to destroy it he Omae Mou Shindeiru'd the meteor, causing it to break apart and destroy all the dinosaurs. From that day on he decided to become the protector of what we call Earth, but is actually called BigNiggaSmashedThatPussyLand6969.

Big Niggist: Are you aware of Big Niggatology
Gay Faggot: No that shit gay
*Big Nigga Appears*
Big Nigga: Omae Mou Shindeiru
*Gay Faggot's anus explodes as his brain melts and burns all his internal organs*

Big Niggatology by TheTrutherAboutTheRealDankMeme May 30, 2018

Niggaology

When a nigger babbles on about his heritage; society or past and/or upbringing.

Don't you go on about your Niggaology, Nigga!

Niggaology by Declan April 29, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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