thexfunnyxman's definitions

verizon

a hot whore of a cellphone company that takes it in the ass and gives great blowjobs, all to provide the best customer service

after "accidently" calling africa....

verizon customer service rep: "hello, how may i help you today?"
me: "yes i just accidently called africa, can i get the charges taken off my bill?"
verizon customer service rep: "sure thing, would you like a complimentary blowjob with that, or to assfuck me as well?"
me: "you betcha"

by thexfunnyxman December 30, 2009

loveumissubye

(luv-u-miss-u-b-i) n. is a statement made just prior to the departing of a loved one

sarah: loveumissubye
me: goodnight!!

by thexfunnyxman December 31, 2006

Niggology

the study of niggers

marduk mike is a niggologist; obviously his field of study is niggology.

by thexfunnyxman August 29, 2006

vagina hat

similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole

a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair

by thexfunnyxman August 21, 2008