Definitions by thexfunnyxman

verizon

a hot whore of a cellphone company that takes it in the ass and gives great blowjobs, all to provide the best customer service

after "accidently" calling africa....

verizon customer service rep: "hello, how may i help you today?"
me: "yes i just accidently called africa, can i get the charges taken off my bill?"
verizon customer service rep: "sure thing, would you like a complimentary blowjob with that, or to assfuck me as well?"
me: "you betcha"

verizon by thexfunnyxman December 30, 2009

vagina hat 

similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole

a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair

vagina hat by thexfunnyxman August 21, 2008

loveumissubye 

(luv-u-miss-u-b-i) n. is a statement made just prior to the departing of a loved one

sarah: loveumissubye
me: goodnight!!

loveumissubye by thexfunnyxman December 31, 2006

Niggology 

the study of niggers

marduk mike is a niggologist; obviously his field of study is niggology.

Niggology by thexfunnyxman August 29, 2006