Nagdometer

-noun
Electronic radar enabled street signs and mobile units that inform motorist of their speed and flash when posted speed limit is exceeded.

One day law enforcement will be using nagdometers equipped with cameras to issue speeding tickets.

Nagdometer by Chris K. Davies November 4, 2007

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/

You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.

nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

Negrometer 

A mental tool to help determine how much of a negro someone is.

Black Person: Nigga please

Cody:He's a ten on the Negrometer

Negrometer by Clutch Master January 2, 2010

nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.

Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!

nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

Negrometer 

A tool used to measure the temperature of an african

Is he running a fever? Better use the Negrometer

Negrometer by GnarPuddle September 25, 2016

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs

good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

niggometer by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

Nanometer 

A kid who doesn’t do anything bad. He constantly does really retarded things that are actually super embarrassing but he thinks, “was super fuckin cool”. He dresses like a white boy to make himself look cool but turns down anything that is actually funny. He also constantly admits he is not a nanometer. This kid tries to be a fuck boy but ends up turning down a chance to fuck someone sexy girl. When he finally gets a girl friend he acts awkward as hell and probably will break up within a week.

Nanometer: yo can I hit the pod dude.
Cock sucker: sure if you if you want
Nanometer holds the pod up to his mouth.
Nanometer: actually never mind I might be allergic.
Everyone else: 🤣

Nanometer by ^_^^ ^ June 24, 2019