niplometer

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola

Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion

by G Steele January 5, 2008

nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleometer

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

by griggy October 18, 2006

niggometer

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs

good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

nipplometer

a way to judge cold tempuratures

"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"

by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

Nibometer

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.

Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!

by CaptBT July 28, 2010

Nipometer

A females external thermometer.

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!

by T Beezy December 23, 2018