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nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.
I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.
nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleometer 

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat
Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs
good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!
niggometer by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

nipplometer 

a way to judge cold tempuratures
"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"
nipplometer by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

Nibometer 

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.
Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!
Nibometer by CaptBT July 28, 2010

Nipometer 

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!
Nipometer by T Beezy December 23, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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