nigganomatry
nigganomatry by offlyner April 22, 2006
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Nigganometry
The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."
Nigganometry by Prince of Serbia January 12, 2019
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niggonometry
Gangsta 1: Daymn! How'd you pass this math class? You can't even divide!
Gangsta 2: Son, im using niggonometry.
Gangsta 2: Son, im using niggonometry.
niggonometry by Jedd & Alex June 30, 2006
nigganometry
While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
nigganometry by Nausicaa January 18, 2005
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