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Definitions by offlyner

Brick Year 

The distance one can throw a Brick in a year. The current formula for a brick year is as follows:

1 brick second = 0.46 metres = 1 second of brick throwing/collecting

1 brick launch = 2.3 metres = 5 secs = 1 entire brick throw, walk to position, reset throw

1 brick day = 39.744 km = 17280 secs

1 brick year = 14516.496 km = 6311520 secs

This is purely theoretical because the brick would last 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km) before it stopped resembling a brick. This is a phenomenon is called a rubble length.
Thats pretty far my friend, at least 3 Brick Years i'd say.

I can't understand light-years, I wish they'd convert it to Brick Years instead.
Brick Year by offlyner March 11, 2008

Rubble Length 

The amount of time a Brick would last before it stopped resembling a Brick, currently 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km).
It would only take a few Brick Years, naturally taking into account the Rubble Length
Rubble Length by offlyner March 11, 2008

Ank-legs 

Unlike cankles ank-legs refers to a person, usually female, with legs as skinny and boney as the average, or her own, ankles.
to be a supermodel these days ank-legs are a must have
Ank-legs by offlyner May 26, 2006
a description of the actions of someone acting like/possessing the characteristics of, a cunt.more mild then the term cunt.
cunty by offlyner May 16, 2006

blam blam 

what mum son calls his dummy, how sad is that?
me : "nigh nights Tobes"
my son: "nigh nights...blam blam"
blam blam by offlyner May 16, 2006
a colloquialism of a less mature beaver i.e. a young girls vagina (16-18 years of age)
that otta tasted fresh
otta by offlyner May 14, 2006
(pronounced "engeez") the short form of the much defined niggeritis- the lethargy and need to sleep felt after a large meal, esp. fried chicken
the chicken has given me a case of the NGs for sure
NGs by offlyner May 9, 2006