blam blam

what mum son calls his dummy, how sad is that?

me : "nigh nights Tobes"
my son: "nigh nights...blam blam"

by offlyner May 16, 2006

Ank-legs

Unlike cankles ank-legs refers to a person, usually female, with legs as skinny and boney as the average, or her own, ankles.

to be a supermodel these days ank-legs are a must have

by offlyner May 26, 2006

otta

a colloquialism of a less mature beaver i.e. a young girls vagina (16-18 years of age)

that otta tasted fresh

by offlyner May 14, 2006

nigganomatry

a term used by black folks to define, or re-define, an increasingly difficult task.

learning to tie my shoelaces was like nigganomatry of the toughest kind

by offlyner April 22, 2006

crustified spunk lips

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.

shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips

by offlyner April 21, 2006

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner April 20, 2006

NGs

(pronounced "engeez") the short form of the much defined niggeritis- the lethargy and need to sleep felt after a large meal, esp. fried chicken

the chicken has given me a case of the NGs for sure

by offlyner May 09, 2006