Brick Year

The distance one can throw a Brick in a year. The current formula for a brick year is as follows:

1 brick second = 0.46 metres = 1 second of brick throwing/collecting

1 brick launch = 2.3 metres = 5 secs = 1 entire brick throw, walk to position, reset throw

1 brick day = 39.744 km = 17280 secs

1 brick year = 14516.496 km = 6311520 secs

This is purely theoretical because the brick would last 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km) before it stopped resembling a brick. This is a phenomenon is called a rubble length.

Thats pretty far my friend, at least 3 Brick Years i'd say.

I can't understand light-years, I wish they'd convert it to Brick Years instead.

by offlyner March 11, 2008

cunty

a description of the actions of someone acting like/possessing the characteristics of, a cunt.more mild then the term cunt.

the Derek is so cunty the way he is so obnoxious

by offlyner May 07, 2006

Ank-legs

Unlike cankles ank-legs refers to a person, usually female, with legs as skinny and boney as the average, or her own, ankles.

to be a supermodel these days ank-legs are a must have

by offlyner May 21, 2006

nigganomatry

a term used by black folks to define, or re-define, an increasingly difficult task.

learning to tie my shoelaces was like nigganomatry of the toughest kind

by offlyner April 02, 2006

Rubble Length

The amount of time a Brick would last before it stopped resembling a Brick, currently 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km).

It would only take a few Brick Years, naturally taking into account the Rubble Length

by offlyner March 11, 2008

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner March 30, 2006

blam blam

what mum son calls his dummy, how sad is that?

me : "nigh nights Tobes"
my son: "nigh nights...blam blam"

by offlyner May 07, 2006