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Definitions by offlyner

Brick Year 

The distance one can throw a Brick in a year. The current formula for a brick year is as follows:

1 brick second = 0.46 metres = 1 second of brick throwing/collecting

1 brick launch = 2.3 metres = 5 secs = 1 entire brick throw, walk to position, reset throw

1 brick day = 39.744 km = 17280 secs

1 brick year = 14516.496 km = 6311520 secs

This is purely theoretical because the brick would last 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km) before it stopped resembling a brick. This is a phenomenon is called a rubble length.
Thats pretty far my friend, at least 3 Brick Years i'd say.

I can't understand light-years, I wish they'd convert it to Brick Years instead.
Brick Year by offlyner March 11, 2008

Rubble Length 

The amount of time a Brick would last before it stopped resembling a Brick, currently 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km).
It would only take a few Brick Years, naturally taking into account the Rubble Length
Rubble Length by offlyner March 11, 2008

Ank-legs 

Unlike cankles ank-legs refers to a person, usually female, with legs as skinny and boney as the average, or her own, ankles.
to be a supermodel these days ank-legs are a must have
Ank-legs by offlyner May 26, 2006
a description of the actions of someone acting like/possessing the characteristics of, a cunt.more mild then the term cunt.
the Derek is so cunty the way he is so obnoxious
cunty by offlyner May 16, 2006

blam blam 

what mum son calls his dummy, how sad is that?
me : "nigh nights Tobes"
my son: "nigh nights...blam blam"
blam blam by offlyner May 16, 2006
a colloquialism of a less mature beaver i.e. a young girls vagina (16-18 years of age)
that otta tasted fresh
otta by offlyner May 14, 2006
(pronounced "engeez") the short form of the much defined niggeritis- the lethargy and need to sleep felt after a large meal, esp. fried chicken
the chicken has given me a case of the NGs for sure
NGs by offlyner May 9, 2006