10 definitions by offlyner

nigganomatry

a term used by black folks to define, or re-define, an increasingly difficult task.

learning to tie my shoelaces was like nigganomatry of the toughest kind

by offlyner April 2, 2006

Brick Year

The distance one can throw a Brick in a year. The current formula for a brick year is as follows:

1 brick second = 0.46 metres = 1 second of brick throwing/collecting

1 brick launch = 2.3 metres = 5 secs = 1 entire brick throw, walk to position, reset throw

1 brick day = 39.744 km = 17280 secs

1 brick year = 14516.496 km = 6311520 secs

This is purely theoretical because the brick would last 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km) before it stopped resembling a brick. This is a phenomenon is called a rubble length.

Thats pretty far my friend, at least 3 Brick Years i'd say.

I can't understand light-years, I wish they'd convert it to Brick Years instead.

by offlyner March 11, 2008

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner March 30, 2006

Ank-legs

Unlike cankles ank-legs refers to a person, usually female, with legs as skinny and boney as the average, or her own, ankles.

to be a supermodel these days ank-legs are a must have

by offlyner May 21, 2006

cunty

a description of the actions of someone acting like/possessing the characteristics of, a cunt.more mild then the term cunt.

the Derek is so cunty the way he is so obnoxious

by offlyner May 7, 2006

Rubble Length

The amount of time a Brick would last before it stopped resembling a Brick, currently 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km).

It would only take a few Brick Years, naturally taking into account the Rubble Length

by offlyner March 11, 2008

NGs

(pronounced "engeez") the short form of the much defined niggeritis- the lethargy and need to sleep felt after a large meal, esp. fried chicken

the chicken has given me a case of the NGs for sure

by offlyner April 28, 2006