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dumb nigga university

When a nigga say some shit that’s so dumb that he needs to take a whole-ass class to realize how dumb he is.
Guy 1: Hey bro you know the earths flat
Guy 2: Bro are you fucking retarded? Please apply at dumb nigga university

Dumb Nigga Named Dom 

A bitch nigga friend of yours that will start a text conversation then continue to be on his phone for another 12 fucking hours, yet will not notice that you texted him back until you tell his bitch ass in person.
Yo I literally can't fucking handle this Dumb Nigga Named Dom, he literally hit me up at 11am yesterday and never fucking saw my message back until, fucking 2pm today... I hate this dumb fuck nigga.

Dumb Nigga Hours 

The hours when a person is prone to act irrationally and behave foolishly. Usually, dumb nigga hours begin when substances such as cannabis and alcohol are involved. Also known as “geekin” or “foolin”, DNH is abetted by people trying to make their friends laugh or to show off on social media.
“Yo John, remember when you took a snapchat of that big-booty girl walking in front of us, but your camera sound was on, and she turned around? LMAO"

“Bro, I was high af, and dumb nigga hours just started”
Dumb Nigga Hours by Dich Luong September 30, 2017

smart dumb nigga 

That guy who doesn't know what he's talking about but tries to sound like he does. Not very bright, doesn't make any sense (though he thinks he's really profound, on to something, etc.). He's not lying to you, he simply doesn't know any better, but will insist he's right, which makes him not worth the trouble of setting straight. Yes, THAT guy.

A very on-point term (coined by comedian Katt Williams in The Pimp Chronicles pt 1), because we all know one...or more.
Examples of smart dumb niggas would be:
-the chick who insists her Infiniti Q45 is front wheel drive when it's really rear drive
-the guy who spells the word "ludicrous" like the name of the rapper Ludacris
-most people who say overstand or conversate
-one who knows the Bible like the palm of his hand but argues the Earth is only 6000 years old
-most conspiracy theorists

You know a smart dumb nigga when you see one basically.
smart dumb nigga by Kuahmel December 26, 2009

dumb nigga 

A black person who can't keep a .5 GPA.
Yo he got 4 f's...he a dumb nigga.
dumb nigga by Mike March 21, 2005

Dumb nigga 

word used by Rapper Lil Ronny in his song (Go Crazy) to describe someone who says something stupid.
"Dumb nigga, watch me go crazy untill im done nigga."
Rico: I got robbed by some homeless niggas!
Dj: Omg, you a Dumb Nigga.
Dumb nigga by OHHManGawdDamn April 13, 2019
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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