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When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!
Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.
Nigeled by Captain tickler August 30, 2017
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Nigel Toussaint 

When a man who is on a mission, goes viral and has been building an empire on many different platforms.

A Man of Great esteem who is able to set goals, and accomplish the mission.
A man who does not depend on outside forces to help him, choosing to help himself.
A builder of alliances.
Nigel Toussaint Must be Nigeleht
Wow I just want to be like Nigel Toussaint.
Ah Theres Nigel. The man we need for the plan.
Nigel Toussaint by Nigeleht October 3, 2018

Niggloid 

A derogatory term used by some Africans to refer to African Americans who they view as racially impure.
African pagan: "Our gods demand sacrifices of the upmost physical fitness."
White American: "How about we send you Lebron James? He's a phenomenal athlete, and we are getting sick of him anyways."
African pagan: "Absolutely not. We have no use for that niggloid. Our gods only accept racially pure beings."
Niggloid by MelGibsonwithanRPG January 31, 2023

nigel farage 

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage] is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad
nigel farage by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

niggelodeon 

When nickelodeon has a scene in the hood.
"Did you see the new niggelodeon?"
niggelodeon by BabiesMakeMeHorny October 27, 2019
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009