Nigelism

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nigelism is when two men called Nigel meet up for coffee once a week for a nice cup of coffee and to eat each other's arse. This sacred event can only be crafted with two white men named Nigel.

Ahhhhhhh the Nigel's are at it again! Wish I could do some nigelism. Save some booty for the rest of us chaps!!

Nigelism by 69Lilkidlover69 September 20, 2018

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Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.

This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.

Nigelism by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

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Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove

Do you study Nigelism

Nigelism by KingKole August 1, 2022

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Nigellism

A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.

Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.

Nigellism by S156 November 7, 2010

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nigelised

To be excluded from the crowd, as in the manner of a 'Nigel'( ie, a nerd)Common to the Glaswegian dialect.

Thats not fair, Im pure nigelised.

nigelised by Louise Pride May 19, 2005

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nigerism

when a black person orgasms

black guy: im about to cum!!@
girl: yes! yes! i want you to nigerism inside me!!!

nigerism by jolo the black man August 9, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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