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nigavigate 

1.Transporting oneself and/or others from point A to B in such a way that may involve getting to point Q or G first due to poor sense of direction, intent to avoid, or suffering from a condition known as bluntbrain.
2.The method I have always assumed brothas employed in order to never reach their intended destination on time.
"Well, we were headed over to our boy's house to play some X-Box but we had just smoked some o' that sticky and got off the wrong exit so we had to nigavigate our way back to the freeway"

"I was going to my girl's house to get some action but her dad was in the front room so I had to nigavigate my way through the back door"

"I got a little behind on the rent so I kept having to nigavigate my way into my apartment without going past the rental office."
nigavigate by skewmyville att December 21, 2013
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Navigate the Windward Passage 

Another term for Anal Sex
Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.

To Navigate

1. A band
2. A song performed by the band "Keeping Ellis"
1. The band was keeping ellis, but then they broke up so some remaining members of the band formed one of their songs as their band name, hence "To navigate".
2. A KICK ASS SONG!!!
To Navigate by Arley June 14, 2004

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard 

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

Navigate-whore 

1. (n) A materialistic shallow female who shows interest in a man because he drives a luxury SUV or any luxury type vehicle. see also Escaladies
I can hear the navigate-whores over there clucking at passing cars.
Navigate-whore by Mad Sclupu August 11, 2005

monkey navigated 

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.
I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

navigate 

to play video games while high off of weed.
yo imma smoke a blunt to the face and then navigate.
navigate by rochdorr February 4, 2007
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