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monkey navigated 

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

Head Navigator 

A head navigator is somebody that cocks their head when turning a vehicle. Try walking around a corner with your head cocked. It fucking doesn't help, so why the fuck do it while you're driving?
Check out the head navigator making the right turn. Notice the head cocked to the right at 30 degrees. The fucking idiot must figure the centrifugal force of their cocked rock-head will assist with the turn somehow.
Head Navigator by Big Ed Moustapha December 23, 2010
Having someone nag you while giving you directions. Usually while driving. Usually a wife.
We'll be there in a bit, I'm driving and my wife will nagigate the whole way.

My wife thought we were lost and nagigated until we finally parked.

Stop freakin' nagigating, I know where I'm going.
Nagigate by grinningdog January 10, 2013
A fullsize luxury SUV made by Ford, under the luxury brand, Lincoln. It is built on the Ford Expedition chasis, and competes with the Cadillac Escalade, and the Infiniti QX56.

Lincoln has recently introduced the Navigator L, L implying it's longer wheelbase. The Navigator L competes with the Cadillac Escalade ESV.
Check out Brad's new Navigator, that thing is LUX!
Navigator by db_techno May 12, 2008

Lincoln Navigator 

An expensive leather packed Ford expedition that depreciates faster than any american made SUV.
Valet: "this is a nice expedition!"
matthew mcconaughey:" its a lincoln navigator"

vocation navigator 

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.
Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?