Nibin: meaning 'humble' in Latin. Nibin is probably the sexiest
guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of
guy you want by your side when fighting off an
army of 10,000 pygmies with poison arrows. He can tell you what color your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can
lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he
may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like
car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the Guinness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for
AIDS, Fridays playing racquet
ball with Bono and
Sting and Weekends writing prize winning novels.
It is also slang for having a huge dick.
