ngtmi

Not giving too much information.
Often used abbreviation on IRC.

Guy 1: Is your girlfriends bra a D-cup?
Guy 2: ngtmi
Guy 1: :-(

by Zurchpet February 26, 2011

Nutminder

1.) n. One who minds their nuts. Typically, holds them incessantly or wears protective yamsack gear for all occasions.

2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.

Your couch monkey friend that sits with his legs spread wide for all to see while he manhandles his testicles like no one is around. The nutminder has callouses on his hands, not from masturbating, but from sack grabbing all day long in the presence of others and while fully clothed.

by St0rmshadow May 15, 2008

ngmi

not going to make it

If you don't put in the work you're ngmi

by nak3d&afr8 August 3, 2019

ngmi

Never gonna make it

Friend 1: This guy I know has been lifting weights for 10 years but he never gained muscle because he ate fast food every day
Friend 2: He's ngmi

by Night Blitz October 23, 2019

ngmi

ngmi: not gonna make it

translation: you are stupid and will struggle in life due to being stupid

alt definition: your efforts are in vain as you do not understand the scope or nuances of the thing in which you are dealing with. therefore, you are stupid.

Person A: Dude I love Jen Psaki. Did you hear that Joe Rogan is actually a bigot?? I'm not using Spotify until he's off their platform smfh.

Person B: ngmi

by squidvape February 3, 2022

Notmilk

A derogatory term of something or someone that is not pure. The evil that you see lurking in reality is not a conspiracy. The more known word describing this conspiratorial perceived evil a.k.a. "Notnilc" - instead it's more fittingly called "Notmilk". Notmilk is something that doesn't resonate with the Christ consciousness. Notmilk is someone that cannot introspect to metamorphize an inner philosopher's stone.

It's hopeless, he's part of the Notmilk...

by UncannyDeduction August 15, 2023

ngmi

Cryptocurrency slang. Short for "Not Gonna Make It"

A: "Dude, did you hear about Poopcoin?! It's the next best thing!"
B: "Nah, NGMI"

by bratpeki September 11, 2021