1.) n. One who minds their nuts. Typically, holds them incessantly or wears protective yamsack gear for all occasions.

2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.

Your couch monkey friend that sits with his legs spread wide for all to see while he manhandles his testicles like no one is around. The nutminder has callouses on his hands, not from masturbating, but from sack grabbing all day long in the presence of others and while fully clothed.

Nutminder by St0rmshadow May 15, 2008

Related Words

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ngmi

not going to make it

If you don't put in the work you're ngmi

ngmi by nak3d&afr8 August 3, 2019

ngmi

Never gonna make it

Friend 1: This guy I know has been lifting weights for 10 years but he never gained muscle because he ate fast food every day
Friend 2: He's ngmi

ngmi by Night Blitz October 23, 2019

Word of the Day on May 12, 2022

ngmi

ngmi: not gonna make it

translation: you are stupid and will struggle in life due to being stupid

alt definition: your efforts are in vain as you do not understand the scope or nuances of the thing in which you are dealing with. therefore, you are stupid.

Person A: Dude I love Jen Psaki. Did you hear that Joe Rogan is actually a bigot?? I'm not using Spotify until he's off their platform smfh.

Person B: ngmi

ngmi by squidvape February 3, 2022

Notmilk

A derogatory term of something or someone that is not pure. The evil that you see lurking in reality is not a conspiracy. The more known word describing this conspiratorial perceived evil a.k.a. "Notnilc" - instead it's more fittingly called "Notmilk". Notmilk is something that doesn't resonate with the Christ consciousness. Notmilk is someone that cannot introspect to metamorphize an inner philosopher's stone.

It's hopeless, he's part of the Notmilk...

Notmilk by UncannyDeduction August 15, 2023

ngmi

Cryptocurrency slang. Short for "Not Gonna Make It"

A: "Dude, did you hear about Poopcoin?! It's the next best thing!"
B: "Nah, NGMI"

ngmi by bratpeki September 11, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026