Nutminder 

1.) n. One who minds their nuts. Typically, holds them incessantly or wears protective yamsack gear for all occasions.

2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.

Your couch monkey friend that sits with his legs spread wide for all to see while he manhandles his testicles like no one is around. The nutminder has callouses on his hands, not from masturbating, but from sack grabbing all day long in the presence of others and while fully clothed.

Nutminder by St0rmshadow May 15, 2008

nutrider 

To advertise/endorse/support something heavily, usually to an irrational extent.

Examples being when people back something so much (style of martial arts, sports team) that they have to bring it up whenever possible and tell everybody how it's the best.

Stop being such a BJJ nutrider.

You nutriders won't accept anyone else's opinions.

nutrider by Someone else March 23, 2005

nutrider 

someone who rides another person's nuts
to stalk, to idolize

Bigseph enjoys to ride on nuts

nutrider by aid March 13, 2004

nutmonger 

the seller of nuts.

"That nutmonger over thre is selling nuts."

nutmonger by An evil man July 28, 2003

nutsiders 

1.A derrogatory term used against North Siders (XIV) and their gang affiliates
2.Another synonym is: nutsack/s, nut...

Hey let's get those fuckin' nutsiders!

nutsiders by Ricky Loco January 27, 2007

nutmonger 

An randomized insult. Along the lines of 'faggot' and 'homo', it implies that the person has a liking for nuts.

"You fucking nutmonger! Put down my weed!"

nutmonger by Ripraptor December 28, 2005

fluffer nuttinher  

marshmallow creme(fluff) is injected into subject number one (vagine), while subjet number two coats his gentile (penis)with peanut butter while subject number three catches drippings in whole wheat bread and force feeds to subject number one.

dude, mike and justin fluffer nuttinher mary beth last night and i video taped that shit and put that shit on youtube.

fluffer nuttinher by justin32 December 12, 2008