ngoki

ngoki are sexy ass asians

Damn you see ngoki looking hot over there!

by naruto504 June 18, 2018

nokia 3310

the indestructable phone

Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol

by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

Nokia 3310

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

Ngozi

Ngozi is an African name meaning blessing or God's blessing. Ngozis are smart,simple,artistic and loving people with big hearts even if they try to hide it. They have the brightest smile and the loudest laughs,most of the time they need moral support because they tend to be sad most of the time. They mostly care about they're friends and family, but they're word revolve around art and poetry in order to express themselves they are daring and beautiful in and out and they are loyal at heart,they are the best friends you could ever have. They are bold and like freedom even if they can be lazy, your typical Ngozi is a pizza loving,movie watching and video game playing sweetheart who wouldn't want to be distubbed or told what to do all the time. Ngozis also like comfort and luxury and most of the time they can be very athletic. They are smart people who shouldn't be taken for granted because they can be dangerous if taken for granted.

Girl: Dang!!! Who is she???
Boy: Oh well that's Ngozi she's totally awesome and a really great friend

by anime_florida💀💀 August 3, 2018

Nokiasaurus

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.

Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?

by s.parrow June 22, 2011

njoki

Njoki is always ready to help. She is well mannered an the most quirky sense of humor. She's one of those people who make you feel better when your down and helps you when your struggling. Everyone NEEDS a Njoki in their life.

I am lucky to have Njoki in my life.

by Capsicum September 23, 2020