neyat 

neyat is a the baddest bitch you will ever meet and she’s got a fat ass. she’s also smart asf and probably eritrean. she will always be better than you <3

“omg neyat is literally so hot”
“neyat is literally so much better and cooler than me”

neyat by tayen November 22, 2021

Soft and Neat 

A phrase used by Phil Lester while he made his potato stamp on his last DanAndPhilCrafts video. This phrase will now be the death of the internet and all YouTube comment sections.

Phil: press it on to the paper
Dan: Phil! To hard. You hurt it!
Phil: Be Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat!

Soft and Neat by DanAndPhilMemes April 1, 2017

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Negative Reality Inversion 

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.

NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other

Negative Reality Inversion by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010

neature walk 

The act of going on a walk and experiencing the neat things of nature.

Person 1: Wanna go walk around the block?
Person 2: Nah man, let's go on a neature walk!

neature walk by burtonsnowboarder09 May 4, 2013

Neature 

Is a combination of the words neat and nature. Best used to describe how neat nature is.

Going for a neature walk is one of the neatest things to do.

Here's a neature nugget: Early settlers thought pine cones were actually tree poop. If they stepped on it they would say, "oh no, I got tree poop on my toostie!" That fact was proven wrong in 1940 by Doctor Samuel Beckington. How neat is that?

Neature by zoobird June 21, 2021

negative creep 

An underrated song by Nirvana found on their first album, "Bleach".

"Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more..."

negative creep by Miles Ellis February 24, 2005