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Soft and Neat
A phrase used by Phil Lester while he made his potato stamp on his last DanAndPhilCrafts video. This phrase will now be the death of the internet and all YouTube comment sections.
Phil: press it on to the paper
Dan: Phil! To hard. You hurt it!
Phil: Be Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat!
Dan: Phil! To hard. You hurt it!
Phil: Be Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat!
Soft and Neat by DanAndPhilMemes April 1, 2017
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Neatos Cheetos
When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021
Negative Reality Inversion
A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.
A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.
A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.
NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.
*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.
*They turn their attention back to each other
*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.
*They turn their attention back to each other
Negative Reality Inversion by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010
neature walk
neature walk by burtonsnowboarder09 May 4, 2013
Neature
Going for a neature walk is one of the neatest things to do.
Here's a neature nugget: Early settlers thought pine cones were actually tree poop. If they stepped on it they would say, "oh no, I got tree poop on my toostie!" That fact was proven wrong in 1940 by Doctor Samuel Beckington. How neat is that?
Here's a neature nugget: Early settlers thought pine cones were actually tree poop. If they stepped on it they would say, "oh no, I got tree poop on my toostie!" That fact was proven wrong in 1940 by Doctor Samuel Beckington. How neat is that?
negative creep
negative creep by Miles Ellis February 24, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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