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Neat mike or messy mike is a messy man who drinks out of an aliens head, plays car soccer and gets a boner over Hellen Keller
Why are you playing pubg you are almost as gay as neatmike
by Mikes x Hellen Keller May 21, 2018
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Neatmike or messy mike is a guy who is really neat. How neat? Well he plays car soccer wants to be kronovi and gets a Boner over Hellen Keller
Neatmike is gay ha•••••ha••••••ha

Tru doh
by Mikes x Hellen Keller May 21, 2018
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A Neatmike is usually to describe a person on youtube or tv who makes some good content but almost never makes videos and is usually toxic and offensive when they do...
Dang looks like steve straight up pulled a Neatmike on us with his channel...
by THE MAN...upstairs June 06, 2018
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