nextaside 

A combination of next to and beside. Used when showing affection towards your lover. When used by a man its often said using his girlfriend voice.

I'll always be nextaside you babe.

I love layin' nextaside my baby.

nextaside by Landy+Mandy May 20, 2007

nexticide 

1. The act of purposefully causeing yourself to get nexted
2. Intentionally doing something on a date that will cause you to dumped

1. I was about to commit nexticide, if she wouldn't have nexted me
2. She struggled so much, I had to commit nexticide

nexticide by Dagnast April 29, 2005

textaside 

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.

Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.

textaside by Graphhhh March 6, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022