Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

neww kid 

Someone who doesn't know what's up. Oblivious, some what rude, and a creeper.
Also could be a synonym for an asshole or dick.
"Wow stop acting like a neww kid."
"Go cry about it neww kid"
neww kid by DLTSHG January 14, 2009
An dystopian society in the world of Minecraft ruled by a evil dictator named Olly who tortures his residents by making them splitting up in clans and constantly turn on each other. There are currently two areas ruled by Olly:

Hope: A corrupted community of virgins who still haven't learnt that you can drink other beverages than their mothers breast milk. These people are usually allied in a clan called 'JIZZ' An organisation made to prevent anyone from ever speaking to any sorts of females

Oath: A community that is better organized than Hope but still has it flaws with evil people like Lumish, PanicTears and Plzstopliving torturing others by performing actions inspired by real world crimes such as Treason, Scamming and supporting LGBT+. However you are likely to win any argument with people like those by telling about how you got laid.
Guy 1: Man I lost my V card today!
Guy 2: Damn that's great but does that mean u cant play on Newwind anymore?
Guy 1: No sorry, My clan will never forgive me...
Newwind by Neverillegal34 March 13, 2021

newworthy 

Like newsworthy, except it's only for news about what's new or relatively new.
The engineer's newly invented xTab, as capable as any tablet on wheels but with the added ability to fold laundry and empty the dishwasher, was indeed newworthy.
newworthy by thegarbagecollector December 12, 2012

NEWWPORRT 

this is the word associated when you see a 'badman' and often hand gestures such as rasing the arms and flapping your fingers.
oh look its those rude boys.

NEWWPORRT!!
NEWWPORRT by badman_JB_123 March 2, 2010

newwestcoasttv 

#1 page from the westcoast that promotes and discovers upcoming westcoast talent/artists
You see that foo got posted on Newwestcoasttv? You know he fasho up next now.
newwestcoasttv by Randomedgar323 November 23, 2021

newwoodlands school 

newwoodlands school is a place for schmuck and bad ass kids the schools leader is called bigwoodt
"hey ryan what's a dead school"

"newwoodlands school you schmuck"
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next