Newwind

An dystopian society in the world of Minecraft ruled by a evil dictator named Olly who tortures his residents by making them splitting up in clans and constantly turn on each other. There are currently two areas ruled by Olly:

Hope: A corrupted community of virgins who still haven't learnt that you can drink other beverages than their mothers breast milk. These people are usually allied in a clan called 'JIZZ' An organisation made to prevent anyone from ever speaking to any sorts of females

Oath: A community that is better organized than Hope but still has it flaws with evil people like Lumish, PanicTears and Plzstopliving torturing others by performing actions inspired by real world crimes such as Treason, Scamming and supporting LGBT+. However you are likely to win any argument with people like those by telling about how you got laid.

Guy 1: Man I lost my V card today!
Guy 2: Damn that's great but does that mean u cant play on Newwind anymore?
Guy 1: No sorry, My clan will never forgive me...

Newwind by Neverillegal34 March 13, 2021

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Netwind

Rewinding a Netflix show by a few minutes because you fell asleep the previous evening and can't remember what happened.

Me & the wife had to Netwind Narcos by about 5 minutes...we both must have dozed off the night before and had no idea what was happening.
by RSNK4 January 11, 2018

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newkindalazy

Not sure who this guy is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But I've heard he's a very cool dude

Maybe you should use your twitch primes on him over at twitch.tv/newkindaalazy 🤫

newkindalazy is the best KARNAGE member

newkindalazy by newkindalazy January 31, 2020

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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