Newwind

An dystopian society in the world of Minecraft ruled by a evil dictator named Olly who tortures his residents by making them splitting up in clans and constantly turn on each other. There are currently two areas ruled by Olly:

Hope: A corrupted community of virgins who still haven't learnt that you can drink other beverages than their mothers breast milk. These people are usually allied in a clan called 'JIZZ' An organisation made to prevent anyone from ever speaking to any sorts of females

Oath: A community that is better organized than Hope but still has it flaws with evil people like Lumish, PanicTears and Plzstopliving torturing others by performing actions inspired by real world crimes such as Treason, Scamming and supporting LGBT+. However you are likely to win any argument with people like those by telling about how you got laid.

Guy 1: Man I lost my V card today!
Guy 2: Damn that's great but does that mean u cant play on Newwind anymore?
Guy 1: No sorry, My clan will never forgive me...

by Neverillegal34 March 13, 2021

Netwind

Rewinding a Netflix show by a few minutes because you fell asleep the previous evening and can't remember what happened.

Me & the wife had to Netwind Narcos by about 5 minutes...we both must have dozed off the night before and had no idea what was happening.
by RSNK4 January 11, 2018

by RSNK4 July 30, 2023

newkindalazy

Not sure who this guy is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But I've heard he's a very cool dude

Maybe you should use your twitch primes on him over at twitch.tv/newkindaalazy 🤫

newkindalazy is the best KARNAGE member

by newkindalazy January 31, 2020