NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack

Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...

Newtons Laws by Chris lambie April 27, 2006

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Newton's 69th Law

A scientific law formulated by Sir Isaac Newton telling the likelyhood of a female having sexual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:

100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G

where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness

Jon: Do you think Ashley will fuck Michael tonight?
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.

Newton's 69th Law by ChemistryCalvin April 23, 2010

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Newton's Second Law of Motion

The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola

Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA

Newton's Second Law of Motion by Thereallola November 14, 2018

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Newton's 60th Law

After you finish your placements in Overwatch, you shall lose 7 matches in a row no matter what happens.

We must stop doing our placement matches, otherwise Newton's 60th Law will fuck us over.

Newton's 60th Law by keppycs March 12, 2021

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