Definitions by ChemistryCalvin

World of Warcraft Booty Call 

Masturbating.

Jon: "Is Mike getting Chevrolayed in the back of his tahoe right now?"
Matt: No, he doesn't satisfy Newton's 69th Law remember, so he's dialing up a World of Warcraft Booty Call.

World of Warcraft Booty Call by ChemistryCalvin August 6, 2010

chevrolayed

When you procreate in the bed or cab of a Silverado, Colorado, Canyon, Escalade EXT, in the back of a Tahoe, Yukon, SRX, Trailblazer, Escalade, Suburban, Equinox, Traverse, Canyon, or Acadia, Enclave, or in the seats of Lacrosse, Camaro, CTS, DTS, STS, Corvette, Impala, or XLR Roadster; But not Aveo, or HHR. Those are for pussies.

Jon: "Dude, Does Mike have Ashley in his Tahoe?"
Matt: "Hell yeah, He's getting Chevrolayed in the Wallgreens parking lot".

chevrolayed by ChemistryCalvin July 27, 2010

Dufresning 

Simply, when one's face breaks out with such ferocity and cunning overnight that it flummoxes all those who knew him/her.

Jon: "Dude, Mike's face is Dufresning badly today."

Matt: "I know dude; who would've thought. He used to be such a good guy"

Dufresning by ChemistryCalvin July 16, 2010

Newton's 69th Law 

A scientific law formulated by Sir Isaac Newton telling the likelyhood of a female having sexual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:

100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G

where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness

Jon: Do you think Ashley will fuck Michael tonight?
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.

Newton's 69th Law by ChemistryCalvin April 23, 2010