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Newsflash
Newsflash by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 27, 2021
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newsflash
A purposefully untimely announcement of carrying the Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) before unloading your man juice into your unsuspecting VICTIM.
i.e. 1 "Young Janet always wanted to be a reporter, so I gave her the newsflash"
i.e. 2 *pelvic thrusting* "By the way.. did I forget to mention...that I have AIDS?!" *giggles loudly while ejaculating*
i.e. 2 *pelvic thrusting* "By the way.. did I forget to mention...that I have AIDS?!" *giggles loudly while ejaculating*
newsflash by MikeBillSteph December 18, 2005
newsflash: i don't care
A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.
newsflash: i don't care by Diana Stephens May 23, 2005
News flash buddy
Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”
Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”
Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”
News flash buddy by lolollover23 August 23, 2019
muppet news flash
a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.
muppet news flash by scissorhands June 15, 2008
Ghetto News Flash!!!
Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke
For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...
Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke
Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke
Ghetto News Flash!!! by Bealuv, Captain July 1, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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