Bas's definitions

Conspiracy Theory

If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.

The illuminati controlls us all!

$KA-CHING$

by Bas April 8, 2005

wangzit

A zit on your wang. Also, an insult meaning someone who resembles a zit on a wang.

Fishy is a wangzit.

by Bas March 25, 2004

Bawler

Bawler, Player, Pimp, Willy

Someone with money or status in the neighbourhood, a player or bawler. Who has allot of girls around.

by Bas December 18, 2004

Newsflash

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

by Bas May 26, 2005

strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

by bas October 31, 2013

iRiver

One of the better rivals for the iPod, with lots more features, more room, better batterylife, and it isn't ridiculously overpriced.

- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought an iPod!

- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.

by Bas September 15, 2005

Urban climbing

Climbing (usually tall) buildings, without a safety harness. Extremely dangerous, since falling from great heights isn't good for your health.

Look at that guy climbing that huge building! Urban climbing looks really dangerous.

by Bas September 22, 2005