15 definitions by Bas

Urban climbing

Climbing (usually tall) buildings, without a safety harness. Extremely dangerous, since falling from great heights isn't good for your health.

Look at that guy climbing that huge building! Urban climbing looks really dangerous.

by Bas September 6, 2005

cuad

popular way to misspell 'cuda'

<cuad> i r teh typo king

by Bas July 12, 2003

iRiver

One of the better rivals for the iPod, with lots more features, more room, better batterylife, and it isn't ridiculously overpriced.

- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought an iPod!

- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.

by Bas August 20, 2005

wangzit

A zit on your wang. Also, an insult meaning someone who resembles a zit on a wang.

Fishy is a wangzit.

by Bas March 26, 2004

White Hole

The direct opposite of a black hole. Whereas a black hole always sucks up matter, white holes always spew out matter. Just like wormholes, they're mathematically possible, but they don't exist in the real universe. At least, not in the dimensions we can perceive... Bwuhahahaha! *Twilight Zone music kicks in*

White Holes are the exact opposite of black holes.

by Bas March 7, 2005

Google Talk

Google's Messenger Program. A fresh change from the bloated MSN Messenger, if you just want to talk.

Another step in Google's quest for World Domination completed.

by Bas August 24, 2005

Conspiracy Theory

If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.

The illuminati controlls us all!

$KA-CHING$

by Bas April 8, 2005