15 definitions by Bas

Newsflash

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

by Bas May 24, 2005

Conspiracy Theory

If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.

The illuminati controlls us all!

$KA-CHING$

by Bas April 08, 2005

Double B-Unit

It's a crew of frontman Bas Bastiaans. It's the most dangerous crew/gang in The Netherlands....

Stop this shit or we're gonna double b your Ass

by Bas May 28, 2004

cuad

popular way to misspell 'cuda'

<cuad> i r teh typo king

by Bas July 12, 2003

White Hole

The direct opposite of a black hole. Whereas a black hole always sucks up matter, white holes always spew out matter. Just like wormholes, they're mathematically possible, but they don't exist in the real universe. At least, not in the dimensions we can perceive... Bwuhahahaha! *Twilight Zone music kicks in*

White Holes are the exact opposite of black holes.

by Bas March 07, 2005

tinfoil hat

Number 1 fashion accessory for unemployed conspiracy theorists around the world!

The illuminati was scanning my brain, but not since I got this tinfoil hat!

by Bas April 08, 2005

strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

by Bas October 31, 2013