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A sexual act in which the female, seated behind the male, massages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.
"Hey Sharon--whaddaya say to giving Ol' Willie Boy a new fashioned so I can drain my balls and still see the Phillies game."
by GW Associates October 06, 2011
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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A blowjob. Since an 'old fashioned' is a handjob, a 'new fashioned' is a blowjob. A step higher! ;)
Joe: I got a KILLER old fashioned from Suzy last night!

Steve: Oh yeah, well i got a NEW FASHIONED!! >;)
by TheOneYoullNeverKnow September 21, 2011
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