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A sexual act in which the female, seated behind the male, massages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.
"Hey Sharon--whaddaya say to giving Ol' Willie Boy a new fashioned so I can drain my balls and still see the Phillies game."
by GW Associates October 06, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A blowjob. Since an 'old fashioned' is a handjob, a 'new fashioned' is a blowjob. A step higher! ;)
Joe: I got a KILLER old fashioned from Suzy last night!

Steve: Oh yeah, well i got a NEW FASHIONED!! >;)
by TheOneYoullNeverKnow September 21, 2011
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