Newsflash

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

by Bas May 26, 2005

Newsflash

Everybody is a follower! So how can you people claim to be right or correct?

Here’s a newsflash for you stupid shits

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 27, 2021

newsflash

A purposefully untimely announcement of carrying the Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) before unloading your man juice into your unsuspecting VICTIM.

i.e. 1 "Young Janet always wanted to be a reporter, so I gave her the newsflash"
i.e. 2 *pelvic thrusting* "By the way.. did I forget to mention...that I have AIDS?!" *giggles loudly while ejaculating*

by MikeBillSteph December 18, 2005

newsflash: i don't care

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.

Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

by Diana Stephens May 23, 2005

News flash buddy

What white people say before they put you in your place.

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”

by lolollover23 August 23, 2019

muppet news flash

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.

Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.

by scissorhands June 15, 2008

Ghetto News Flash!!!

Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke

For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke

by Bealuv, Captain July 1, 2009