neckflash 

Neckflash (verb): To neckflash, is to be in such a hysterical laughter fit that you lift your head back and flash your neck to the world. The average neckflash only lasts for about 5 seconds, however the world record is at about 6 seconds.

Yesterday while I was talking to Eugene, I neckflashed like 13 times.

neckflash by raisindisliker December 14, 2010

Newsflash

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

Newsflash by Bas May 26, 2005

newsflash: i don't care 

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.

Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

newsflash: i don't care by Diana Stephens May 23, 2005

neckfast 

Blow job in the morning. Neckfast like breakfast

I woke up thus morning to some nice neckfast.

neckfast by Blac Doc March 11, 2015

Newsflash

Everybody is a follower! So how can you people claim to be right or correct?

Here’s a newsflash for you stupid shits

Newsflash by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 27, 2021

newsflash

A purposefully untimely announcement of carrying the Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) before unloading your man juice into your unsuspecting VICTIM.

i.e. 1 "Young Janet always wanted to be a reporter, so I gave her the newsflash"
i.e. 2 *pelvic thrusting* "By the way.. did I forget to mention...that I have AIDS?!" *giggles loudly while ejaculating*

newsflash by MikeBillSteph December 18, 2005

neckfished

this is when girls only take pics from the neck up hiding their big bodies

guy 1: “bro what happened to you and that new chick you were talking about?”
guy 2: “bruh the pics she sent was her but she neckfished me!”

neckfished by Beachboykensc December 19, 2020