newportles

That time when you just cant get a boosty from any place no matter hard you try, after you smoke up.

Dima - "yo i need a god damn boosty!"
Me - "i know yo, we're newportles today."

by PureEvil666 October 15, 2007

newporter

Someone who has lived in Newport their whole life and has family roots here. Thay hate to leave the island, and when they do its a "road trip". Their summers are spent working on the water, going to the beach, outside parties, and making fun of stupid tourists.

James:Were going to Boston today.
Sam:Are you serious, we have to leave the island?
James: You are such a newporter

by newportsailor May 22, 2006

Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

newports

A brand of cigarettes popular with the black folks.

"Yo B, you gots any newpoats fo a nigga?"

by SkinnyGuinea May 17, 2003

Pack of Newports

Fiberglass encrusted filters, a fuckload of menthol shit, and a delicious taste. It's a fucking pack of fuggs, bitch.

Yo, Lemme get a Pack of Newports.

by Yo, It's Cold As Shit In Here, Dawg. April 29, 2005

Newports

1. The best Cigarette, EVER.

2. NOT only smoked by black people & wiggers.

3. Newport 100's is better then Newport Kings.

I just got a pack of newports.

by menthol 100's March 4, 2010

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020