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Mr newham 

Pedofilic man with a lovely cupboard where he cucks many kids
Mr newham gave me a good sucking
Mr newham by Iyus November 27, 2018
n. A Japanese slang term for a pre-op or non-op male-to-female transexual.
That newhalf is very attractive, but that bulge under her skit suggests that her oldhalf is still quite functional.
A shit hole in East London famous for 13 year old mum's, drugs and guns as well as trap niggas and youts on stolen Peds spraying acid in people's faces.
Koko: Yo fam u wanna go Newham?
Josh: Not unless u wanna get shanked, shot and have your face melted off!
newham by E1345 August 23, 2017
Someone who is new to something; a noob
You play league of legends with any newhands lately?

Sorry dudes, I'm a newhand < :)
newhand by The Lone Hollerer April 10, 2011
He is a charmer , funny , sweet and sensitive. He cares for you and not what he can get from you. He makes you smile when you have a frown . When you find a neshawn keep him. There will not be a another one like him.
Girl 1: I fell in love with a funny , sweet guy

Girl 2: you in love with a neshawn
neshawn by IAmKayDae December 21, 2017

Newdawgery

A general failure to produce humor, despite numerous overly complicated efforts to do such. Also marked with prolific use of acronyms that don't make sense, and numerous epic failures at seemingly simple tasks.
Bob's constant newdawgery around the office, from his bad jokes in poor taste to his confusing use of acronyms, has led many of his coworkers to go out of their way to avoid him during the day.
Newdawgery by Pollster March 4, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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