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Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

Newlands 

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.
last night the wife was being so newlands
Newlands by Steveyg January 13, 2009

Newlands 

A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.
"You see that girl. She's a proper Newlands. I saw her the other day explode at her boyfriend and all he did was buy her flowers."

"Sorry man, I can't come out to night. the GF is being a real Newlands"
Newlands by C2Theris February 19, 2009

new hand moves

One of the three fundamental phrases to describe a dab in India.
Nick India: with cool clothes plus attitude plus new hand moves and dab *DABS INTENSELY*

Newlander 

1. A person who is automatically cool , Intelligent and Interesting .

2. A student of Beacon house Newlands.
3. A person with respect and courage.
Look at them , They're definetly Newlanders .
Newlander by Bestpersonever_007 January 17, 2014

Newlands 

best town in the UDU server istg

Members:

Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)

Ktaei
me
Rosie
_
sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)

Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls
New Player: damn i heard of an amazing town but i forgor the name istg

previous: istg ur talking about Newlands

New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho ]
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face

Rosie: Shutcho bichassup
Newlands by AwesomeZ_360 October 21, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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