newhand
newhand by The Lone Hollerer April 10, 2011
Words you can keep
Newlands Neck Tie
When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
Newlands Neck Tie by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009
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Newlands
last night the wife was being so newlands
Newlands
A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.
new hand moves
new hand moves by TH3 DS# D@BB3R June 14, 2018
Newlander
1. A person who is automatically cool , Intelligent and Interesting .
2. A student of Beacon house Newlands.
3. A person with respect and courage.
2. A student of Beacon house Newlands.
3. A person with respect and courage.
Newlander by Bestpersonever_007 January 17, 2014
Newlands
best town in the UDU server istg
Members:
Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)
Ktaei
me
Rosie
_
sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)
Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls
Members:
Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)
Ktaei
me
Rosie
_
sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)
Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls
New Player: damn i heard of an amazing town but i forgor the name istg
previous: istg ur talking about Newlands
New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho ]
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face
Rosie: Shutcho bichassup
previous: istg ur talking about Newlands
New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho ]
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face
Rosie: Shutcho bichassup
Newlands by AwesomeZ_360 October 21, 2021
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026