newborn

A person who knows nothing about a fandom but decides too be in it.

Usually a teenage girl.

Pulling knowledge that is not true and that is very invalid.

"Sally thought Niall had brown curly hair!"
"OMG shes tots a newborn."

by Word girl May 19, 2014

newborn

A person that is twenty one or younger

He's 18 a newborn and she's a 35 year old cougar

by Prince Kush October 1, 2009

newborn

- A person who experiances an intese onset of a trip

- First time trip

damn after that girl kicked in she was a newborn

by Joeycracks October 21, 2007

newborn

It is a town in Caloocan City in the Philippines, where geniuses, thugs, Gs, haters, and rural people from the country settled.

pertaining to a neonate, 28 day old infant

Fizzle: What up, nbb..where you from?
NBB:Well, im livin in Newborn, kid...d'yah know that?
Fizzle:Umm...i'm sorry, never heard of..


Oh! What a cute newborn!

by newbornballer June 25, 2005

newborn

when a chick completely shaves the pubes off...smooth like a newborn

Q. Landing strip?
A. Nope, newborn, baby

by who f-ing knows August 20, 2006

Newborn

People who are new to the internet. People who weren't present in the Golden Age of the Internet. People who dont know Filthy Frank,Max,HowToBasic,and ETC. But not after the said names has been pointed out or came up with a newer trend.

"That Guy's a newborn,He dont know shit,bro!"

by BillButlicker1200 May 12, 2020

newborn hamster

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

by Laura MM October 11, 2006