newborning

When a person is so high they are no longer able to keep their eyes open, like a newborn puppy.

Ex: Francis has smoked so much they are newborning on the couch.

newborning by bigbadgamerguy November 19, 2023

newporting 

The act of accidentally blocking someone from a conversation by moving in front of them in a circle. Usually accompanied by the victims being hit with the Newporters rucksack.

Jack : (Moves in to the circle and Newports 3 people)
Harvey: Wow Jack you are newporting 3 people!

newporting by M477C March 5, 2018

Newtoning 

to solve math problems like a boss,

Kid: What are you doing in math class?

Wyeth: Newtoning!

Newtoning by Sir.IsaacNewton February 18, 2015

newporting 

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.

“I’m sick of alex newporting me”
“Careful, don’t Newport me”

newporting by T Powell May 9, 2018

Newwordingvine 

A newwordingvine is a chain of new words introduced to a language.

I think a newwordingvine was created in the 21st century. Words like smartwatch and smartphone were introduced in the 21st century, I think.

Newwordingvine by g598 May 9, 2022

Newporting 

The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch

Newporting by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024

Newberging 

When you pitch a tent in class and you have to go to the bathroom to skibidi it out

Oh No! I’m Newberging right now :(

Newberging by Joe brown in prison March 4, 2024