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To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.
Roofles, you just got newbed.
newbed by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

newbed out 

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.
Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.
newbed out by Kwistin September 25, 2005

noobed / newbed 

Getting killed or even owned by a 'noob'/'newb'.
ProQ3Player was railed by Mr.Noob
ProQ3Player ate Mr.Noob's rocket
ProQ3Player: ROFL i got noobed
noobed / newbed by dz22 October 30, 2003
English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.
I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?
Newsed by on March 29, 2019

kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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