butt chuckle

When you laugh so hard you start to fart, which makes you laugh harder and lose control and you continue to toot along with your giggles.

Kwistin: (Laughing) Do you hear him out there muttering about Redneck Bingo? (Toot!)
Peaches: Whoa, what was that down there? Was that a butt chuckle?
Kwistin: Ya! I can't help it! (Increased giggling and tooting)

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

value add

the "at the end of the day" benefit that a person brings to the table. the features that a person contributes that makes a situation mo' betta.

pete's not value add, he just decorates the bar . . . he's tres annoying cuz he just stands there and nods his head.

by Kwistin March 23, 2005

fall by

to swing by, casually hit up a party or buddy's digs to check out the scene or say what's up.

tina, why don't you fall by my place tonight sometime, i gonna do a slide show of my trip to the columbia gorge?!

by Kwistin March 19, 2005

shirk

to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn

steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked!

by Kwistin March 17, 2005

newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

schmiegel

When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.

Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005