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Roofles = ROFL
Roofles pwned sir, get skill...
Roofles is a disturbingly brutal word. Used by AOL Lamers and IRCers alike. Some use it with cynical sentences.
ROOFLES, that word is so brutal.
(n) A person who is being a complete idiot. See n00b
Omg, did you hear him? Roofles.
roofles by XtremeGaming69 February 17, 2004
Having bitches
I have a bunch of roofles in my bed
Roofles by masherz June 12, 2023

ROFFLESTOMP

To totally destroy an opponent who had no chance of winning. This is most used in PVP video games and usually pertains to a situation where through either numbers, gear or some other quantifiable aspect of the game the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Derives from the internet acronym ROFL to illustrate that the victor is "rolling on the floor laughing" while defeating his or her opponent.
"I went into Warsong Gulch last night and got rofflestomped by a premade with all Season 3 Gear."
ROFFLESTOMP by Montague2008 March 26, 2008
1. A cross breed between two grains. Rice and noodles. Thus giving us roodles. This substance is legendary, and can only be consumed at moderate amounts.
Roodles are the perfect side dish! :]
roodles by nhan January 11, 2008
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