Newsed

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.

I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?

by on March 29, 2019

Newsed

A verb for when you get put in the news.

Person #1: Did you hear that Jacob got arrested for raping a fence?

Person #2: Yeah, he got newsed for it.

by Snoogz August 11, 2009

Newsed

To buy something that has already been used, such as from a thrift shop.

"Wow, I like your shirt. Is it new?"
"Actually, it's newsed."

by Savvy_Shopper January 18, 2012

Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

newsela

some gay ass website we are forced to do bc of school. it is fucking torture.

person 1: oh shit i have newsela tonight!
person 2: suck 2 b u!

by teachers are gay April 17, 2020

The Newsted

A haircut that is shaved underneath, and long on top, like bassist Jason Newsted's during his early Metallica years. It became re-popularized in the early-to-mid 2000-teens. Hipsters and worship pastors love it.

Dude #1: I just got a new haircut

Dude #2: What kind?

Dude #1: The Newsted

Dude #2: Awesome!

by grthompson June 1, 2017

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

by mpfl April 24, 2007