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New Market

a small town about 20 miles south of minneapolis.. theres 1 nice neighbiorrhood (rowena ponds) nestled inside this SHIT HOLE of a town. there is a park called wagner park and its falling apart from, druggies and such. laura piehl should be the mayor, and such. theres 3 bars and a liquor store. a dominos, a gas station, and an anytime fitnes. theres a coke vending machine somewhere in the mess.
wanna get fucked up in new market?

dude, new market is as small as your tits.
by WaitingInRowena March 22, 2011
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New Market

n.
1. metaphoric term that describes something galaxy-far away
2. a nation of its own; usually very distant and pugnacious
3. a slang term for an immense field for grazing cows
4. a irreversible step one can never come back from or a place that is never commutable
related words: Austria, Dan Chong
by Soohoon April 14, 2004
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newmarket

A town located in Ontario, Canada which was founded by Quaker settlers in 1801. Name originates from the mills that were built to supply the local residents, becoming the 'new market' as opposed to Toronto, which was the 'old market'.

Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.
Hometown Newmarket, who you got huh?
by 2dFx February 10, 2005
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newmarket ditch

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"
age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro
by Geovan April 13, 2008
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Newmarket

Town Famed for Horse racing. Full of vertically challenged would be jockeys bred from the towns limited gene pool. Many are gambling alcoholics and try and pick fights with people who are twice their height.
im going to the races in newmarket
by ozwold November 25, 2004
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Newmarket Jambalaya

Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.
DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"

DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."

DB 1: "And...."

DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."

DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
by Hession April 20, 2011
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Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.
MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.
by mikedelgado February 19, 2009
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