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New Market 

a small town about 20 miles south of minneapolis.. theres 1 nice neighbiorrhood (rowena ponds) nestled inside this SHIT HOLE of a town. there is a park called wagner park and its falling apart from, druggies and such. laura piehl should be the mayor, and such. theres 3 bars and a liquor store. a dominos, a gas station, and an anytime fitnes. theres a coke vending machine somewhere in the mess.
wanna get fucked up in new market?

dude, new market is as small as your tits.
New Market by WaitingInRowena March 22, 2011
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New Market 

n.
1. metaphoric term that describes something galaxy-far away
2. a nation of its own; usually very distant and pugnacious
3. a slang term for an immense field for grazing cows
4. a irreversible step one can never come back from or a place that is never commutable
related words: Austria, Dan Chong
New Market by Soohoon April 14, 2004

newmarket 

A town located in Ontario, Canada which was founded by Quaker settlers in 1801. Name originates from the mills that were built to supply the local residents, becoming the 'new market' as opposed to Toronto, which was the 'old market'.

Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.
Hometown Newmarket, who you got huh?
newmarket by 2dFx February 10, 2005

newmarket ditch 

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"
age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro
newmarket ditch by Geovan April 13, 2008

Newmarket 

Town Famed for Horse racing. Full of vertically challenged would be jockeys bred from the towns limited gene pool. Many are gambling alcoholics and try and pick fights with people who are twice their height.
im going to the races in newmarket
Newmarket by ozwold November 25, 2004

Newmarket Jambalaya 

Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.
DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"

DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."

DB 1: "And...."

DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."

DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
Newmarket Jambalaya by Hession April 20, 2011

Social Netmarketing 

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.
MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.
Social Netmarketing by mikedelgado February 19, 2009
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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