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a small town about 20 miles south of minneapolis.. theres 1 nice neighbiorrhood (rowena ponds) nestled inside this SHIT HOLE of a town. there is a park called wagner park and its falling apart from, druggies and such. laura piehl should be the mayor, and such. theres 3 bars and a liquor store. a dominos, a gas station, and an anytime fitnes. theres a coke vending machine somewhere in the mess.
wanna get fucked up in new market?

dude, new market is as small as your tits.
by WaitingInRowena March 8, 2011
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