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nettle nestler

a creepy 40 year old man who hides in the bushes, kidnapping children
OH SHIT! IS THAT THE NETTLE NESTLER?!?!
Words you can keep
An evil company that believes water is not a human right.
Nestle should be raided as a test run before area 51
Nestle by Random F. F. Dent July 15, 2019
To settle or lie within or against something in a comfortable way
The fox nestled his head against the bear's shoulder
Nestle by Teh Fawks July 28, 2010
Nestle is an evil corporation with hopes of owning child labour camps. The most famous things that they make are Nesquik, Tollhouse, and Milo. You can't go around Africa without seeing Nestle. THAT'S A FACT.
News Person: Nestle says water isn't a human right. They also own slave labour camps.
My friend: -Drinking Nestle water and wearing a t-shirt saying I love Nestle-
Me: WOW.
Nestle by THEFLESHGUY February 2, 2021
to rub and caress two necks against each other whilst bent at a 90 degree angle.
Jack had a special talent for nestling with his brother. As they bent over and nestled, It really showed their love on a physical connection.
nestle by SHAM GOD21 June 22, 2017

Nestle crunch 

"That's why I LOVE NESTLE CRUNCH"
Nestle crunch by moon rock October 4, 2019

nestle knockout

The nestle knockout is when you fist a sexual partner in the ass while punching them in the face with the other hand. It is usually performed while having sex in the doggy style position.

The word was first used in the main stream by comedian Bill Dawes in a stand up routine.
So I put a finger in her butt, and she was like: "Umm, what are you doing?!? Put your whole fist in there! And punch me in the face! I want the whole Nestle Knockout!!!"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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