Slang used by nerds. Similar to that of ebonics just directed a nerds. A combination of nerd and phonics.
Normal Guy: What's up man?
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.
by Bobby Bubbleness August 4, 2009
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A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.
Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.
Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"
Examples of netbonics:
ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)
tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)
dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")
ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)
tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)
dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")
by Icky Thump December 15, 2008
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Get the nyphonics mug.(White male)Robert F. Williams III: Hello there, I'm sorry to interupt you, but do you know where I can find the nearest gas station?
(Black male)Lysol to Jamal: Lemme take carrr of this mohafuking shiz
(Black male)Lysol: Whata FUCK you want stupidass crackalacka?
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: I'm very sorry for disturbing you sir, I will politely, and quietly dismiss myself now.
(Black male)Jamal: Yo Lysol Ima pop a cap in this bitches mohafuking crackalack'n ass.
(Black male)Lysol to Jamal: Lemme take carrr of this mohafuking shiz
(Black male)Lysol: Whata FUCK you want stupidass crackalacka?
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: I'm very sorry for disturbing you sir, I will politely, and quietly dismiss myself now.
(Black male)Jamal: Yo Lysol Ima pop a cap in this bitches mohafuking crackalack'n ass.
by CMBNIGGA April 29, 2004
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Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
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Self destructive & child like behavior
Emotional acidity
*Historical context*
Caligula's troops refused to sail to Britain.
So in a fit he made them wage war against the sea & take sea shells before returning to Rome.
Self destructive & child like behavior
Emotional acidity
*Historical context*
Caligula's troops refused to sail to Britain.
So in a fit he made them wage war against the sea & take sea shells before returning to Rome.
by BenJamin1223 January 6, 2024
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