nessii

A girl that is an alien inside her brain and likes Gazellen

Nessii is a girl that is an alien inside her brain and likes Gazellen.

by Missingunicorns June 9, 2017

Nessie’s revenge

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland

Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.

by etlucent December 24, 2017

Nessi

Nessi is a very smart, kind, generous and loving person with a big heart he likes art, science and math and is very loved by everyone.

Sam: here is nessi coming

John: yea he is so kind and nice bro he is good with everyone

by THE NMAER April 30, 2019

Nessie

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.

Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*

by ap erson February 4, 2010

nessie

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Nessia

a beautiful, girl. Anyone would be lucky to have her. A Nessia is someone that is sexy, and popular. A Nessia is a girl who will wait for you all the time. A Nessia is a girl whop loves you until the end.

"John is so lucky to have Nessia as his girl. I'm Jelous. :)"

by bahalalabahalala February 16, 2010

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

by SuperDoops October 25, 2010