nessiness

1. random stuff or things.

Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.

nessiness by rock the casbah March 31, 2005

nessiness

Derived from suffix -ness. It is the distinct aspect(s) exhibited by someone/something that makes he/she/it unique.

Example 1:
Person 1: "That tree has a certain kind of nessiness about it. I can't tell exactly what it is though."
Person 2: "I think it's the neon pink leaves."

Example 2:
Person 1: zomg i pwn!! im so 1337!!! itz part of my nessiness!!!!!!!
Person 2: So are your obsessions for lolcats.com and ebaumsworld.com.
Person 1: can i has cheeseburger?

nessiness by Poofyness November 25, 2009

Nastiness Curve 

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.

Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

Nastiness Curve by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015

Nesslessness 

Not in any kind of state of anything; finding yourself blankly devoid of thought or perception in the moment.

Sid lay on his bed in a complete state of nesslessness, having lost his job for no good reason.

Nesslessness by CallumFoster June 2, 2018

Nessness 

1. The element that adds the suffix -ness to any word that wouldn't normally contain the suffix, usually making the word more uber cool than before.

2. What makes the world go round, what you cannot forget, what keeps world peace. The world's state of war is the result of everyone having forgotten the Nessness.

1. Shut the freakness up.

2. You can't forget the Nessness.

Nessness by Underdog November 26, 2004

nursiness 

Strict attention to protocol especially in a clinical setting, such as sterile technique.

Nurse Deb: “Dr. J here’s an alcohol swab for connecting that bag of pain medicine “
Dr J: “Not required, this isn’t a port... but I appreciate your level of Nursiness”

nursiness by JewcyDeb August 26, 2020

nessissisarians 

A breed of people that the secret toe munchkin society deems necessary for their survival

Oh my gosh, are those the nessissisarians?

nessissisarians by Horhahuliojillman April 29, 2021