Jelous
Person A: That man is very Jelous.
Person B: What makes you think that?
Person A: He spelled Jealous wrong.
Person B: What makes you think that?
Person A: He spelled Jealous wrong.
Jelous by KBPv's Homeowner February 5, 2022
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Fat Jelous Atacker Woman
A inconscient bitch of her own ridicule and of really facts. She is worthless, but thinks that is desirable for men and goes often (due to her high libido) to social market make victims. Of course she only gets leftovers, authistic men, low life's, losers who end up with this fat escalade in a dress. The more ridiculous is the fact that she thinks that she is doing something Investisting in social life.
Plus, this mediocre, jelous and laz human, often bullies and atackes beautiful, slim, hot, tall, firm women, randomly in the street, with her code words. Always cowardly.
They feel this need in order to feel less inferior. But the fact is that they don't accept reality!
Plus, this mediocre, jelous and laz human, often bullies and atackes beautiful, slim, hot, tall, firm women, randomly in the street, with her code words. Always cowardly.
They feel this need in order to feel less inferior. But the fact is that they don't accept reality!
Fat Jelous Atacker Woman by Defender9020 August 27, 2023
Related Words
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black jealousy
When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.
The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.
The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.
ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.
black jealousy by karj1432 April 28, 2019
Jelou
Jelou by IDK what pseudonym to use November 21, 2020
Jealous Bitches
People that go out of their way to put you down in hopes of boosting their own self-confidence, only because they're jealous of you.
Jealous Bitches by Sylvia Winters August 13, 2010
Jeloseum
Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?
Customer:what is Jeloseum?
Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!
Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Customer:what is Jeloseum?
Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!
Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019
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