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Nessi is the cutest nickname for Vanessa on this entire planet. Is actually just as awesome as a Vanessa, but a little bit kinkier and more depressed. The only thing she reads are gay fanfics with a lot of smut. She is extremely sensitive, so watch your mouth! She is the perfect combination of cute and hot af. A lot of guys want her, but she only wants that one person. Literally the most supportive friend you'll have and also the chillest roomate. If you have a Nessi in your life, show her a lot of love and affection and let her know that she is a very important human being, that lights up your world. (because that's what she is)
Friend: Yo, my crush wants to vape with me but 'm not sure.....
Nessi: DO IT OMG I SHIP IT SO HARD GO FOR IT YAAAAAAS GIRL GET THAT DICK
Nessi by coolassfriend January 7, 2019
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nessie • Nessia • Nessi • Nessiah • nessim • Nessin • nessica • nessiness • nessit • __nessi
He is sort of afraid of water, in a strange way. Likes to annoy people.... Is the LochNess Monster
P1: STOP WITH THE WATER ALREADY!!!
P2: Geez Nessi CALM DOWN....
Nessi by Ze Invisible M@n March 16, 2012
A __Nessi is a type of girl who always says uwu. She tends to be friends with people named LordHeroMc and gets along with everyone. Although she is not the best at fighting she can kill you by saying uwu. A __Nessi also tends to be obsessed with fast food restaurants and also hates water.
The __Nessi girl is saying uwu again, while drinking soda
__nessi by MinecraftGod1234 March 9, 2020

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Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?

Guy2 : Wh-
The Czech word meaning "I know right"
"He looks so dumb in that costume."
"Neasi.."
neasi by fartxdddddplrprrprtptrfp November 21, 2020
Nensi is the most beautiful girl in the world. She will always be loved.
i love you, Nensi.
nensi by crownroyal123456 October 25, 2011
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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