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Nessi
Nessi is the cutest nickname for Vanessa on this entire planet. Is actually just as awesome as a Vanessa, but a little bit kinkier and more depressed. The only thing she reads are gay fanfics with a lot of smut. She is extremely sensitive, so watch your mouth! She is the perfect combination of cute and hot af. A lot of guys want her, but she only wants that one person. Literally the most supportive friend you'll have and also the chillest roomate. If you have a Nessi in your life, show her a lot of love and affection and let her know that she is a very important human being, that lights up your world. (because that's what she is)
Friend: Yo, my crush wants to vape with me but 'm not sure.....
Nessi: DO IT OMG I SHIP IT SO HARD GO FOR IT YAAAAAAS GIRL GET THAT DICK
Nessi: DO IT OMG I SHIP IT SO HARD GO FOR IT YAAAAAAS GIRL GET THAT DICK
Nessi by coolassfriend January 7, 2019
Nessi
Nessi by Ze Invisible M@n March 16, 2012
__nessi
A __Nessi is a type of girl who always says uwu. She tends to be friends with people named LordHeroMc and gets along with everyone. Although she is not the best at fighting she can kill you by saying uwu. A __Nessi also tends to be obsessed with fast food restaurants and also hates water.
__nessi by MinecraftGod1234 March 9, 2020
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Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?
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Guy2 : Wh-
neasi
neasi by fartxdddddplrprrprtptrfp November 21, 2020
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