The nerd-issued unsolicited and ubertechnical description of an object or an event, that is unwelcome to the recipient's ears, and which no one, other than a fellow nerd, wishes to hear.
"Her husband was explaining, in extreme detail, the advantages of plasma TV to her, but all she heard was nerdnoise."
A heterosexual male who is getting enough sex to not need to go out and look for it, often times not needing pron to survive, hence, when presented with a picture of a naked woman with some sort of technology, they will notice the technology first.
My girlfriend surprised me with a 360 Elite and some slinky lingerie for my birthday.
Yeah? What was she wearing?
Oh, you know, the normal black case and silver CD tray.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.