nerdcrush

A person (usually a girl) on whom a large percentage of nerds have a crush. Usually a result of a rare combination of smarts and good looks.

That girl's a real nerdcrush; liking her is a natural part of growing up here for any self-deserving nerd.

nerdcrush by the.creeper September 15, 2009

Nerdtrash 

- n - A person whom plays online video games, and attempts to convince women to come visit them. Ususally of white-trash heredity, but has dropped enough of the hick to become a nerd.

Most MMO Large Guild Leaders are nerdtrash.
Anyone claiming to "pwn" you in game who also says they own a truck with a gunrack is nerdtrash.

Nerdtrash by Nerdtrash January 30, 2008

nerd crush 

A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.

"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"

nerd crush by betsi January 7, 2009

nerd crush 

When you have a crush on somebody whom you would not normally go for. You become nervous while talking to them, or sometimes even just talking about them. The crush is a type of crush for all ages but when you have a nerd crush it is like you are in middle school again.
Not meaning you have a crush on a nerd but that YOU are a nerd because you get nervous when you talk to them, start sweating profusely, etc.

Nerd Crush: "Hey (insert name here)! How's it goin'?"
You: "Hi.. uh.. eh... uh.. " (turn red and run away)

nerd crush by Dr. Lou May 30, 2007

Nerd Crush 

a nerd crush is a crush you have on a certain nerd. if you had to choose between a sea of nerds, you'd choose this nerd in a heartbeat. you do not necessarily desire to date this nerd, but he could potentially be a candidate.

"Blake is totally my nerd crush!"

"Really? Why?"
"He is insanely smart and cute!"
"Oh, awesome!"

Nerd Crush by livealittle123 June 2, 2012

Netcrush 

When you find someone on the Internet, most likely on Omegle or Chatroulette or possibly an online forum, who appears to be so tailor-made for you that you develop a crush on them.

An Omegle-based dramatization:

You: Female here

Stranger: Male

You: Cake and grief counseling will be provided at the end of the testing period.

Stranger: The cake is a lie.

You: ZOMG! Netcrush! Add me on Facebook. <3

Netcrush by Sie Blutet September 6, 2010

newscrush 

Unrequited love aimed at a charismatic member of the broadcast media. Increasingly attractive, cosmetically and often surgically enhanced screen readers, have been developed to foster feelings of puppy love in their audience. Brainwashing intensifies as the hypnotic bond strengthens. If you find yourself sporting a giddy smile when you see your news source, it’s time to turn the channel.

I just can’t find an unbiased news source. Where do you get all of your info?

I watch Tucker. He’s so right about everything and I love his eyes, and his nose, and hair, and tan. and ties.

That dude? Really? I think you’ve got a newscrush on him. Turn the channel.

How did you know who to vote for?

The love of my life told me, Rachel on channel 72.

You know her?

I don’t know her know her, but I know her, you know? Like when she's looking into my eyes and teaching me stuff...

Turn that channel. You got a newscrush.

newscrush by JJ Seldron November 9, 2020