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newscrush 

Unrequited love aimed at a charismatic member of the broadcast media. Increasingly attractive, cosmetically and often surgically enhanced screen readers, have been developed to foster feelings of puppy love in their audience. Brainwashing intensifies as the hypnotic bond strengthens. If you find yourself sporting a giddy smile when you see your news source, it’s time to turn the channel.
I just can’t find an unbiased news source. Where do you get all of your info?

I watch Tucker. He’s so right about everything and I love his eyes, and his nose, and hair, and tan. and ties.

That dude? Really? I think you’ve got a newscrush on him. Turn the channel.

How did you know who to vote for?

The love of my life told me, Rachel on channel 72.

You know her?

I don’t know her know her, but I know her, you know? Like when she's looking into my eyes and teaching me stuff...

Turn that channel. You got a newscrush.
newscrush by JJ Seldron November 9, 2020
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Netcrush 

When you find someone on the Internet, most likely on Omegle or Chatroulette or possibly an online forum, who appears to be so tailor-made for you that you develop a crush on them.
An Omegle-based dramatization:

You: Female here

Stranger: Male

You: Cake and grief counseling will be provided at the end of the testing period.

Stranger: The cake is a lie.

You: ZOMG! Netcrush! Add me on Facebook. <3
Netcrush by Sie Blutet September 6, 2010
Related Words
A person (usually a girl) on whom a large percentage of nerds have a crush. Usually a result of a rare combination of smarts and good looks.
That girl's a real nerdcrush; liking her is a natural part of growing up here for any self-deserving nerd.
nerdcrush by the.creeper September 15, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008