When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.
Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!
by maggief November 4, 2009
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by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010
Get the neoboner mug.when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower
Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!
Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...
Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!
Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...
Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
by Claytopen October 2, 2011
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Get the Narbones mug.A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.
If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.
Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.
If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.
Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.
Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?
Bob: No.
Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...
Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?
Bob: No.
Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...
Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?
by nerdbone January 17, 2011
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2. Synonym for cringe.
3. Synonym for Nero, a Roman emperor, who burnt down Rome.
2. Synonym for cringe.
3. Synonym for Nero, a Roman emperor, who burnt down Rome.
1. You're such a Nerone!
2. That's so Nerone!
3.Nerone, or Nero, was playing an instrument, whilst watching Rome burn.
2. That's so Nerone!
3.Nerone, or Nero, was playing an instrument, whilst watching Rome burn.
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